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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via ugly)

September 2, 2014

cokeproblem:

*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me

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September 2, 2014
September 2, 2014

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princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

(via moefawns)

September 2, 2014

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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September 2, 2014
fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

(via fuckmestupid)

Thinking something does not make it true. Wanting something does not make it real. - Michelle Hodkin, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer (via larmoyante)

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September 2, 2014
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. - Lemony Snicket (via zubat)

(Source: larmoyante, via operationobservation)

September 2, 2014