Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me.
I’m so glad I’m not this bad about it anymore. Balls.
Describes me haha fml
this is so accurate its scary…
omg i thought this was all normal..
Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers
The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die - Getting Sodas
If your dumb ass would’ve hit my dog because you were too busy on your phone to notice the light was red I would’ve bludgeoned you to death with my new boots. (｡◕‿◕｡)
This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen